Yung man, (a fu words with yu in private,) let theze cheerful remarks settle down into you when yu git tew reflekting at 12 o'clock sum rainy nite.
Theze animals will let yu into the konfidense ov men who will watch over yure morals and nuss yure genius.
Theze fellers don't beleaf in spooks, and yet they are about the only folks who ever see enny.
Whiskee haz done a grate deal for this kuntry, in the way ov penitentiary homes, and houses for the poor, and i suppose, if it want for whiskee, theze houses would aktually hav tew shut up.
About that time, sum doktor ov pills, dissekted one ov theze vagrant vegetabels, and diskovered sum doktor stuff in them.
Theze 2 kinds ov moral perfectioners are the only ones i kno ov in this wurld; we kan awl ov us imagine, and even hanker, for sumthing better than either ov theze, but perfekshun is not earthy, it roosts near the skeys.
Go with me sumtime next May among the mountains, and i will show yu how tew win theze little spotted morsels from their wet and noisy homes.
The crane iz neither flesh, nor foul, but a sad mixtur ov theze two things.
Theze two traits will make even man an outlaw, and they akt just the same way on the spider.
In writing theze details ov mi ansesstors, i am guided bi a luv tew do a square thing, and if i er, it will be all owing tew mi luk.
He had an epitaff on hiz stone which i dont rekolekt ov ever seeing in print before, and for the benefit ov those who studdy thezememorandums i will translate it.
I wish i knu who invented theze kind-hearted balls, i would like to weep over hiz memory.
Illustration] Bukwheat kakes this month lay in, Eat freely of pork and sassage; Theze things kind Heaven givs to us, Who in this world works our passage.
Theze men are not all ov them unskrupulous, they are kunning kritters, who hav found out, that mankind to be happy, must be cheated.
If yu pholler thezerules clussly, and don't suckceed, yu kan kum tew the konklushun that the doktrine bizzness ain't so good as it waz last year.
It don't cure theze vermin tew ketch them, if they waz rats, which we could drown in the trap, it would be bully, but letting them go only makes them the more cunning.
But say what yu will about theze comick geniuses ov natur, they hav got two things that they own and no other animul, feathered, or hairy, possesses them so mutch.
Sum people luv tew be interviewed, and i must say, theze kind of pholks never reach the dignity ov impudence; they are simply disgusting.
Theze flirtashuns are looked upon az entirely innocent, and are called "recruiting.
Thare iz sum ov the oldest and crossest ov theze muskets that will kik, and even squeal, if yu go near them, whether they are loaded or not.
They hav horns which burst out ov their heds, and when they git advanced in the journey ov life, theze horns are a hard thing tew kontradicket.
I hav seen cases whare all the branes seemed tew kongregate in the tounge; and once in a grate while they inhabit the ears, and then we hav a good listener, but theze are seldum cases.
One ov theze kind ov men will quake with fear when a mouse knaws in the wainskote at night, but they will face an earthquake next day with composure.
The most [p]nfortiunate in all theze respekts woz Inglish.
Ov kourse, ther ar diferent degreez ov ekselens in diferent sistemz ov fonetik speling; but even the w[p]rst ov theze sistemz iz infinitli siuperior tu the tradishonal speling.
Ther ar therti-eight distinkt soundz in our spoken langwej; and ther ar about 400 distinkt simbolz (simpel and kompound) tu reprezent theze therti-eight soundz.
We are told, that in those days "the stars sang together," but in theze days yu kant git stars tew sing together.
That "turning water into wine" is a mirakle in theze days worth, at least, 300 per cent.
Tha are ov awl cullers, and sum are pizen tew behold; amung theze are the koperheds, but tha never bite enny ov their own folks.
We are told that Eve waz sedused bi a snaik, i don' beleave thare is a woman living now, in theze parts, that it could be did tew without spileing the snaik.
The owner asked 50 dollars for him, he had sore eys, and the itch, but tha tell me that awl lap dogs haz theze trifling komplantes.
Theze kind ov humin critters are alwuss full ov self consait; if tha waz humble and wud dam themself okasionally, i wud try tew pity them.
Gra hares are honarabil," but I kno ov a grate menny gra heds that the devil will keep under a glas kase, tu sho the curous in theze matters.
Theze are mi views about cats, rather hastily hove together, and if i haint said enuff agin them it iz onla bekause i lack the informashun.
Don't court for munny, nor buty, nor relashuns, theze things are jist about az onsartin as the kerosene ile refining bissness, liabel tew git out ov repair and bust at enny minnit.
Tha ced he waz a stranger intheze parts, and that his rite name waz "Juise Harp.
In theze mi remarks about snaix and mudturkles i hav tried hard tew tell the truth, but if i hav failed, it is owing tew the grate skasity ov truth in theze days.
I alwus treattheze fellers kindly, jist az tho i loved them, but i alwus stand in frunt ov them, az i do when i admire a mule.
I dont think the wurld could git along without theze clever feller, tha ar jist what keep truth above par, and furnish the romanse ov life with a continual freshness.
If he cud du all theze things, and praze the Lord at the same time, all i hav got tu sa, iz, Bully for Job!
Inferior to theze in rank were the Saxon thanes, who were so called from the Saxon thanian ministrare, because they were the comites or attendants of the ancient kings or earls.
Theze constituted a secondary, but very numerous class of nobility; and altho there might be differences of rank and property among them, they were called by one general appellation.
Listen to nature and reezon, and draw just ideas of things from theze pure sources; otherwize you wil imbibe fashionable sentiments, than which a more fatal evil cannot happen to you.
Theze persons seldom make provision for discharging their dets, till they are pressed by their creditors.
Theze hav no alternativ; they must take promises, which the subject cannot compel the public to fulfil, when the money iz wanted.
The air on the tops of theze mountains iz never heeted to the degree it iz in the low countries.
In theze small districts, they appeer to hav been competent to decide all controversies, and make all necessary local regulations.
Theze are elected by the freemen at large in the whole state.
Theze provisions were evidently designed to remedy actual evils; the violence and usurpations of the executiv officers, who acted under the king, or the great lords, with powers almost uncontrolled.
But many of the proprietors of theze manors, espousing the royal cause in the late contest, left their estates, which were of course confiscated and sold by the state.
The necessity of higher interest than common iz pleeded fortheze exceptions.
The change of meening in theze words iz a volum of instruction to princes and legislators.
Of theze there were different ranks, thani majores or thani regis, who served the king in places of high importance, and took rank next to the bishops and abbots.
Thare ain't neither ov theze 2 ways right, and they never ought tew be pattented.
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