If yu git desprait, and must marry, marry for ducats--marrying for blud or for luv iz too sloppy for a man ov spirits.
It is not considered enny misfortune teu have this dizzease, unlest yuhav it small.
If yuare handsum, cultivate yure boots; if yu are hoamly, hoe yure branes.
I tell yu that dispatches are flieing all the time from the 2 main offices, one ov which iz lokated in the hed, and the other of which iz in the stummuk.
Nimrod--I will write yu more at length after sheep-shearing, and will merely suggest now that yu hav got rong noshuns about mankind in general.
Hunting happiness is a good deal like hunting crows; when yuhaint got yure gun with yu, yu kan alwas git a grate deal nearer tew the crows.
It aint best tu swop with yure relashuns, unless yu kan afford tew giv them the butt end ov the trade.
Whenever yu find a man who is natrally perfekt, yu will find one who either never haz been temted or who haint got enny thing worth tempting.
If yu didn't yu will be serprised teu hear that John Smith married Pokerhontas, the dauter ov Powhattan, the injun boss.
If yu want tew git at the circumference ov a man, examine him among men,--but if yu want tew get at his aktual diameter, meazure him at his fireside.
If you trade with a Yankee, steal hiz jack-knife fust; for if he gits tew whitling, yu are gone in spite of thunder.
I don't serpose thare would be enny grate quantity ov wit in yure telling sumboddy that yure gal was as hansum as a rose, but thare might possibly be sum wit into it if yu should go on and say that she was as frail, and as thorny, too.
Besides petty insults of this sort, there was a total want of confidence on both sides, in the intercourse betwixt them and the King.
Seeing Thomas Payne, he said to him, 'What you have accomplished for the happiness and freedom of your country, I have in vain endeavoured to effect for mine.
The above list will hopefully give you a few useful examples demonstrating the appropriate usage of "yu" in a variety of sentences. We hope that you will now be able to make sentences using this word.
