When enough people had gathered, the gorilla would sneak one hand behind and below him and without warning blast the tourists with a shit ball that hit the bars and scattered for maximum effect.
He wanted to stay there, acting as a guide through the maze of bureaucracy you had to navigate to get a refund when you bought the dangerous, overpriced shit they sold.
Cause you know, they tag the shit with buckyballs now, one molecule in a million with a serial number and a checksum.
The superfine mist of solvent settles like an acid bath over my Chestnut Ave, over the perfect smile, and starts to eat the shit out of it.
After VX-1 went up, there wouldn't be any moreshit from Arlington.
I told you Esau one day would shit a rag, Have we not well hunted, of blessing to come lag?
Corrupt, the toughest, baddest guy in MOD, the black kid from the roughest part of New York, the hacker who gave shit to everyone because he could, apologised to Par.
Predee mashter o' the monshtersh, help a very sick lady here to a chair to shit in.
As workers, most aren't worthshit but they do as they're told.
Henry watched Frank proudly as he flung Diana a shit eatin' grin at every opportunity and at times actually taunted her in a way reminiscent of a town bully.
Stone, what the New York Sentinel has come to is to try and stay out of legal shit till their lease is renewed.
The Sentinel is only marginally a profit- making enterprise and the last thing they need is a lot of shit from their landlord.
Truthfully, there could be some deep legal shit coming out of all this.
We can live in cardboard shacks or tree houses but we donĀOt need this type of shit cluttering up space and time.
The bitch pissed and shit a bed, and she was fain to rise and had coals out of my chamber to dry the bed again.
Near the port there's a little hamlet inhabited by the Lychnobii, that live by lanterns, as the gulligutted friars in our country live by nuns; they are studious people, and as honest men as ever shit in a trumpet.
May you never shit till you be soundly lashed with stirrup leather, never piss but by the strapado, nor be otherwise warmed than by the bastinado.
In the plushness of Pierre's executive suite, Homosoto sat with the same shit eating grin he had left with the day before.
And someone, someone, find me that shit hole worm Sidneys.
If the shit hits the fan it might, but I think we can get around it.
He hated the 'my shit doesn't stink' attitude of the NSA.
It was the only American cigarette that came close to the vile taste of Turkish camelshit cigarettes that he had smoked before coming to the United States.
I can't remember this morning much less getting shit faced with you the other night.
They don't give a shit about how good your ideas are.
Max played the roll of an Urban Cowboy who had temporarily given up Acid Rock in favor of shit kickin' Southern Rock.
It scared the shit out of the National Security Council, remember we and the Russians weren't quite friends then, and we thought that military secrets were being funneled straight to the Kremlin.
Art, you make it all sound so reasonable, and you can dress it up with whatever words you want, but at the end of the day, we both know you're full of shit on this.
I want to get this shit done and I want to come home and see my girlfriend.
I'm really beating the shitout of that poor fan, I can tell.
But the consulate's giving us a lot of shit about it.
And I apologize for being such a shit on the phone, about the baby.
She looked as if she ate three meals a day, shit regularly, slept eight hours, and was fucked nightly, and was in brief a most lovely creature, and the picture of health.
The light fell full on her backside, I could see lightish brown hair in the crack of the parting of her buttocks; a smear of shit on her chemise.
Passing her I rushed out towards the privy saying, as if ready to shit myself, "What a time you have been there.
Now and then a woman shit down the grating, we used to watch the turds squeeze out with a fart or two, with great amusement.
It was dark and it stank of shit, there were piles of shit here and there.
Billy was never one to stand pat and eat shit just because Davey was handing it out.
I'm holding my shit together right now, and rather than telling me that it's not enough, you could try to help me with the stuff I'm capable of.
Shit fire and save your matches; fuck a duck and see what hatches.
It's like he first kicks the shitout of you, then hands you a Coke so's you'll feel refreshed.
I know shit from clay, he just reckoned he could get away with saying nothing.
Bad William thumps the shit out of poor Aunty Ethel.
We don't remember what it was like to take chances, and we sure as shit don't remember what it felt like to have them pay off.
The above list will hopefully give you a few useful examples demonstrating the appropriate usage of "shit" in a variety of sentences. We hope that you will now be able to make sentences using this word.
