You never listened to me before and I don't expect you to do it now, but take some free advice anyway: try not to piss off important people.
All the same,” said he to himself, “if I succeed in taking the maidenhead of the Princess before the trial, perchance she will notpiss so high.
Afterwards she sought to piss o’er the haycock; of no avail; she did piss upon herself, as it might run from a sieve.
He took an iron stud, warmed it in the stove, and planted it right in her coynte, in such fashion that she could not piss for three months.
But we have rods in piss for them everyone, That they shall be fleeced, if we reign, one by one.
I will go then, said he, and piss away my misfortune; which he did do in such a copious measure, that the urine taking away the feet from the pilgrims, they were carried along with the stream unto the bank of a tuft of trees.
Afterwards he kneeled down by her very familiarly and said unto her, Madam, know that I am so amorous of you that I can neither piss nor dung for love.
His physicians nevertheless helped him very well, and with store of lenitives and diuretic drugs made him piss away his pain.
May you never shit till you be soundly lashed with stirrup leather, never piss but by the strapado, nor be otherwise warmed than by the bastinado.
Oftentimes did he spit in the basin, and fart for fatness, piss against the sun, and hide himself in the water for fear of rain.
His usual food is pickled coats of mail, salt helmets and head-pieces, and salt sallets; which sometimes makes him piss pins and needles.
The victuals were brought to the prisoners in foul nasty buckets, wherein the fellows used to piss for a piece of ill-natured diversion.
If you happen to drink any cold thing when you are warm, only remember, MacLeod, to piss after drinking, and it will do you no harm at all.
It was almost a shame to piss away that weapon on empty space.
Michael, half the time you don't have a pot to piss in.
If the Greeks were to get hold of him, he could pisson the court system here and keep it mucked up for years, so we're taking him straight back to Paris.
Send me a cool rut-time, Jove, or who can blame me to piss my tallow?
Monster, I do smell all horse-piss at which my nose is in great indignation.
Piss and moan about the office until he gets bored and lets him go.
I used to prowl about to see the girls pissing, and when I had cheek enough, stand and piss by the side of them.
Making her piss was a favorite amusement with me, I would keep her a whole day without doing it, so that I might have a good long stream out of her when looking on.
My prick rose again to stiffness at the sight, I wanted to piss violently, but could scarcely accomplish it.
When any one wants to piss, and hears another doing it, the desire to piss becomes strong.
Up went the bum, piss still straining down, down went the clothes, and all were off like lightening.
My clap brought on a stricture, obliging me to have a bougie passed every other day to stretch the pipe often, and causing me to piss clots of gruelly blood, about an hour afterwards.
Then she would rise slowly and repeat it till I was tired; then still laying down I used to hold a large basin on my breast and belly, and squatting above my head she would piss into the basin.
I gave her another five shillings, made her piss in the basin, and we fucked again.
Up would stand my prick, and often I could not piss for its stiffness, directly I heard the girls splashing.
Shall Helen then with Paris stay, Whilst thy poor bones consume away; And some sad dog, thy recent tomb, Lug out his ware and piss upon?
Give it a little while and we can come back at her, take over the Hall -- even the Pirates, that'd really piss her off.
They did a fine job, racked up gobs of Whuffie, and anyone who came around and tried to take it over would be so reviled by the guests they wouldn't find a pot to piss in.
I always know when it's time to call in the huntin' dogs andpiss on the fire.
But that's the best way I can think of to piss away what little 'haircut' you've got left.
Your numbers scare the piss out of me just looking at them.
Was it Dave, dropping out at the last minute to prove he could still piss her off, one more time?
Whatever happens, I don't care to die in this piss hole, with empty talk about honor.
And you'd leave it all hove to in this piss crock of a bay, whilst the Portugals are doubtless crewin' up a dozen two-deckers down the coast in Goa.
He shall not piss my money against the wall; he shall not have my money to spend in liquor.
He will piss when he can't whistle; he will be hanged.
He who once a good name gets, May piss a bed, and say he sweats.
But if my eyes do cozen me so, and I Giving them no occasion, sure I'll have A whore, shall piss them out next day.
I ever knew no woman could abide me, But am I grown so contemptible, by being once drunk Amongst 'em, that they begin to throw piss on my head?
I was almost on the point of getting you sucked and licked by a pretty Lorette, perfectly naked, between your legs, and to make you piss into her cunt in order to make the depravation more debased than ever.
Her power of piss was something wonderful, it was like a cataract in force and quantity, and at once made my mutinous prick stand at the mighty rush of waters that could be so plainly heard.
Tell me that you will piss into my mouth again when I ask you.
The above list will hopefully give you a few useful examples demonstrating the appropriate usage of "piss" in a variety of sentences. We hope that you will now be able to make sentences using this word.